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Good morning, ladies.

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Under the arms.

3
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The neck is also dirty.

4
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Mr Mash, what are you doing?

5
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I sponge her clean.
-Is that necessary here?

6
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If I do it in the basement,
I get excited.

7
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Hurry up,
you could have almost finished by now.

8
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Captain Peacock,
did you know such things happen here?

9
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No, I didn't know that.

10
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Mr Mash, do you do this often?
-Only with dolls.

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They can't do it themselves.
-Captain Peacock.

12
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Must be the ladies staff
not wash the lady dolls?

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I understand what you mean. But
what do we do with the male dolls?

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The men have to wash them.

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Who would be the lady dolls
can wash?

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The cleaning ladies perhaps?
-That would cause a fuss.

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Mr. Grace Jr. gets this
a stroke.

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He can't afford that.

19
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We could wash them
as they do in the monastery.

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They use sundresses there.
-I would just leave them there.

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No, they're wearing sundresses.
-Is that so? How do you know?

22
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People sometimes read a book.

23
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What exactly is a pinafore?
-Some kind of dress.

24
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That seems like a good solution to me.

25
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Mr Mash, please wash the
female dolls wearing a dress.

26
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If you wish, Captain Peacock.

27
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Can I keep my socks on?

28
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I'll just write down my name.

29
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It surprises me somewhat
that you wear a bowler hat.

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Are you serious? What do you mean?
-To be allowed to wear a bowler hat...

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You must at least be a department head.
-Do those old rules still exist?

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Of course. The senior staff,
like you, wears a Homburg...

33
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and assistant salespeople carry
a cap or felt hat.

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I understand.

35
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Mr Humphries, may I speak to you for a moment?
-Of course.

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You shouldn't wear that hat.
-I liked a Homburg like that.

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Here the senior staff carries,
like Mr Grainger and I, a Homburg.

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Too bad, I had to go to the notary. Dan
you can't just turn something upside down.

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Good morning.
One to nine, right on time.

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Why aren't you wearing a hat?

41
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Is that necessary?
-Of course.

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It is known that assistant salespeople
wearing a cap or felt hat...

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and the senior staff a Homburg.
-It would suit Mrs Slocombe.

44
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Can I wear a bowler hat?
-No.

45
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These are for department heads.

46
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Then it can't belong to anyone. l
take him to lost and found.

47
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Just in time.
-I'm exhausted.

48
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I stood all the way on the bus
and not one man stood up before me.

49
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I always put a bag under my jacket
and wobble a little.

50
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For equal treatment,
but stand against it.

51
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You are on edge.
-Right, Captain Peacock.

52
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They want equality,
until the bill comes.

53
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That's because of what men want
after the bill.

54
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If you don't get that,
you will not get any money back.

55
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Go to your counter.

56
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Naturally. Those countless customers
still need help.

57
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You look exhausted.

58
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I got up on the train
for such a stupid woman.

59
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The key to lost and found
has been lost.

60
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Just give it to me then.

61
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Are you going somewhere?
-No, sir.

62
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Haven't you taken off your hat yet?
-Leave me alone.

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Is everyone there?
-Yes.

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I just want to speak to the staff.

65
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Everyone come here.
Mr. Rumbold wants to say something.

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Please be patient.
-Do that before you get here.

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The lipstick shot into the can
in her nose.

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These are last year's figures
and I am very concerned.

69
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I read it in the newspaper.
England has millions in debt.

70
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I'm talking about this department.

71
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We also played last week
600 pounds loss. How is that possible?

72
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I know that. The people
don't spend so much money anymore.

73
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Perhaps it is related to that.

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People don't even look around anymore.
In the past, you approached a customer...

75
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and then he just wanted to look around. Now
they don't even come in. Bad, huh?

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Very frustrating.
No more pants are sold.

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There is almost nothing left to measure.

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I also hit my corsets
no more lost.

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Women no longer pay attention to their weight.
They just wear a caftan.

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I know times are tough...
-Precisely. It depends on the pound.

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Even milk is no longer affordable.
-And the bread is also a lot more expensive.

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That's what you get with the peasant war.

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Do the assistants have to be here?
-I think we're digressing.

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Our sales figures are dropping and I have to
provide the management with an explanation about this.

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What should I say?
-'I enjoyed working here.'

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Another interruption
and such shall be your words.

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The youth cannot be controlled.

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We can take an example from
the government and form a think tank.

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A what?
-A think tank...

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where everyone can throw ideas into it.
-In the tank?

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It's not a real tank.
-So that's just what you think?

92
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Let me explain it a bit more clearly.

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Experts consider a problem
and come up with a solution.

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A tank doesn't seem like an unnecessary luxury to me.
-That's a surprisingly good idea.

95
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So we're forming a think tank?

96
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A good idea from Captain Peacock.
-Genius.

97
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The gin is also drastic
increased in price.

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Do we agree?
-Increased dramatically, yes.

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No, about that think tank.

100
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We meet here after hours.
-I'm picked up at the service entrance.

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Walk to the front anyway
some fancier people.

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Then I won't meet you there.

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We'll get along without you.
-Someone comes to wash my hair.

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Do you have that little bit
need an assistant?

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Can't you call him off?
-Who says it's a man?

106
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It's a dog groomer.
She is very good at blow-drying.

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It doesn't cost me anything.
I just have to give a paw.

108
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If not at six o'clock sharp
When I get home, my pussy goes crazy.

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It doesn't suit me either.
-And why not?

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I have to leave quickly
to buy a hat.

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Mr. Rumbold,
you are left with Mr Grainger.

112
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Captain Peacock wants me
also buy a hat.

113
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One that suits my puny position.

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I would like to propose some ideas...

115
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so you can benefit
with my extensive experience.

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Let's think tank
Then don't do it tonight.

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We'll do it if we can
all can.

118
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Tomorrow morning, half past eight?
-That's half an hour before opening time.

119
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That is indeed too late.
Just do eight hours.

120
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I really need coffee.

121
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Me, too. I still have to take my pill.

122
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Are you on the pill?

123
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When Mr Mash comes,
let's get him coffee.

124
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Beatrice, turn that thing off.
-Yes, sir.

125
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I didn't keep you waiting, did I?
I had to get some coffee.

126
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That's a nice hat.
-Thank you.

127
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It was much more expensive than a bowler hat.

128
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Bowler hats are also worn alone
by detectives and bailiffs.

129
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I need coffee.
Can I have a sip of you?

130
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Come on then.
-Thank you.

131
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Delicious, yes. Much tastier
then that bend from the canteen.

132
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Have a taste, Miss Brahms.

133
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Wonderfully creamy too.

134
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Can I have a sip too?

135
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To wash down my pill.

136
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It's my blood pressure.
If I don't take a pill like that regularly...

137
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I feel like I'm about to explode.

138
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Just take it quickly.

139
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He's stuck.

140
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Very irritating.
-Say that.

141
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How quiet you are, Mr Humphries.
-I just finished my dream.

142
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I dreamed that there was a scary half-human
half an animal came towards me, on a horse.

143
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I immediately turned around.

144
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I was terrified until I saw
that he rode in the rider's seat.

145
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Getting up so early is not easy.

146
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My wife wants us in the dark
brush our teeth.

147
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She can do that,
I still have to find my teeth.

148
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It must be a dream
to be married to you.

149
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You're late again.
-Thank God you're all still alive.

150
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I said: You are late.
-Way too late.

151
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What's your excuse this time?
-I'm glad you're all still alive.

152
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It was terrible.
-What?

153
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My dream, or rather a premonition.

154
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I dreamed that I woke up
and rushed here...

155
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and when I came up,
you were all sitting at the table.

156
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Motionless, with open mouth.
-That dream came true.

157
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What a terrible dream.
What happened then?

158
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When I touched Captain Peacock,
he fell out of his chair...

159
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and broke it into a thousand pieces.

160
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I woke up gluing Humpty.
-Then why are you late?

161
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I had quite a bit of trouble with your head.

162
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Every time I put it back on,
you lost your balance and fell over.

163
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But it's not that big after all.
-Sit down.

164
00:14:02,068 --> 00:14:06,141
Now that we're all here...
-Do you have a moment, Mr Grainger?

165
00:14:09,928 --> 00:14:16,083
The problem is that our sales figures
have fallen in recent months.

166
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We have all of them now
can think about.

167
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I am convinced that all of you
overflowing with ideas and suggestions.

168
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On second thought, I would
do differently.

169
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Just do it in the fitting room.
-He should leave it all.

170
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Ten to half past eight in the morning
and you don't know what you see.

171
00:14:50,350 --> 00:14:55,060
Yes, just stop it.
-Shall I powder her?

172
00:14:55,282 --> 00:14:58,433
She still has a wet...
-That's not necessary.

173
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Just go now.

174
00:15:04,265 --> 00:15:08,975
I'll take her to the dress-up
room. Let's take a shower together.

175
00:15:09,197 --> 00:15:14,032
Just have a cold one.
-Better wait until the store is closed...

176
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and then go somewhere
where no one sees you.

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00:15:19,423 --> 00:15:22,495
The arms need to be oiled.

178
00:15:23,874 --> 00:15:27,947
Anyway, how do we care
for higher sales figures?

179
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Does anyone have an idea?
-Why don't we have a sale?

180
00:15:33,579 --> 00:15:41,088
We just had a spring sale
had. You can't keep going.

181
00:15:41,318 --> 00:15:45,789
They give at gas stations
plastic balls and mugs gone.

182
00:15:46,010 --> 00:15:49,161
That will do my lingerie a lot of good.

183
00:15:50,341 --> 00:15:56,655
They just got one in the sports department
Have famous golfers sign clubs.

184
00:15:56,877 --> 00:16:00,108
But who's going to pants?
sign?

185
00:16:01,328 --> 00:16:04,479
Errol Flynn wouldn't have looked out of place.

186
00:16:04,657 --> 00:16:09,048
I'll let Raquel Welch have my bras
so really don't sign.

187
00:16:09,469 --> 00:16:13,701
Raquel Welch? Everything is possible with you
Manchester United rightly so.

188
00:16:15,364 --> 00:16:20,597
One more comment like that and you'll get it
a stallion. I am capable of it.

189
00:16:22,341 --> 00:16:27,210
We can also advertise
in the local magazines.

190
00:16:27,434 --> 00:16:32,303
Something like: Grace Brothers
stands for old-fashioned quality.

191
00:16:32,527 --> 00:16:36,042
That seems too far to me
far from the truth.

192
00:16:36,256 --> 00:16:41,171
Well, here are the clothes anyway
more old-fashioned than anywhere else.

193
00:16:41,389 --> 00:16:44,745
What do you mean?
-We're not really trendy.

194
00:16:44,958 --> 00:16:48,268
Those heels of mine
was already causing a stir.

195
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:52,719
No, that was the stick
with which you kept yourself in balance.

196
00:16:53,820 --> 00:16:59,213
With men it is not a face.
-Yes. All pop stars wear them.

197
00:16:59,435 --> 00:17:03,986
Mr Lucas is not a pop star.
-But pop stars set the trend.

198
00:17:04,207 --> 00:17:08,598
Do we all have to dress up?
like Bing Crosby?

199
00:17:11,144 --> 00:17:15,740
I don't think our sales figures
then will rise.

200
00:17:15,956 --> 00:17:19,949
Doesn't anyone have any sensible ideas?
-Yes, sir.

201
00:17:20,127 --> 00:17:24,882
When I waved goodbye, I laid
focus on sales techniques.

202
00:17:25,099 --> 00:17:31,288
There was a theory about moving
displays. They would attract attention.

203
00:17:31,515 --> 00:17:33,506
That's right.

204
00:17:33,721 --> 00:17:37,714
So we need our pants
move a little more.

205
00:17:38,774 --> 00:17:44,087
How do we do that?
-With a set of electric legs.

206
00:17:44,307 --> 00:17:48,619
I mean it, Mr. Lucas.
-What do I do in my department?

207
00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:52,912
We get jumping up and down
electric panties?

208
00:17:53,130 --> 00:17:54,961
Won't that be very expensive?

209
00:17:55,135 --> 00:18:00,368
Then let Mrs Slocombe up and down
jump. That does attract attention.

210
00:18:01,551 --> 00:18:04,861
That was the last straw.
I'm going to the canteen.

211
00:18:05,080 --> 00:18:11,315
Please stay put, things are going in the right direction.
-Then let him apologize.

212
00:18:11,536 --> 00:18:15,848
I'm sorry.
But you are also so nice and sporty.

213
00:18:16,027 --> 00:18:19,622
I keep forgetting
that you lead the women's clothing.

214
00:18:19,837 --> 00:18:22,909
I accept your gracious apology...

215
00:18:23,085 --> 00:18:27,397
but I suggest you from now on
just keep your mouth shut.

216
00:18:28,900 --> 00:18:33,291
What I had in mind
if I may speak...

217
00:18:33,511 --> 00:18:39,666
I thought he would go far
ever since I saw him in College Rhythm.

218
00:18:42,574 --> 00:18:45,486
Who are you talking about?
-Bing Crosby.

219
00:18:46,584 --> 00:18:51,374
That was from a while ago.
-Yes, 1935.

220
00:18:51,597 --> 00:18:56,148
Mr Grainger, may I have a moment?
-Have you seen him too? Beautiful, huh?

221
00:18:56,369 --> 00:19:01,602
Let's hurry. I still have to
Get ready, we're opening soon.

222
00:19:03,627 --> 00:19:08,621
Get to the point, Captain Peacock.
-I think I have the solution.

223
00:19:08,840 --> 00:19:12,230
I propose a fashion show.

224
00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:20,216
The picture is clear. Who is for?

225
00:19:20,429 --> 00:19:26,299
I don't mean a fashion show in which
exotic creations are shown.

226
00:19:26,525 --> 00:19:30,438
I simply want to meet the common man
show...

227
00:19:30,655 --> 00:19:34,250
that we have decent, affordable clothing
sell.

228
00:19:34,465 --> 00:19:36,660
And what about the ordinary woman?

229
00:19:36,871 --> 00:19:39,624
Unisex.
-Excuse me?

230
00:19:40,801 --> 00:19:46,512
A show for both sexes. One
men's fashion show is not a good idea...

231
00:19:46,736 --> 00:19:50,046
but my idea
for a unisex show yes.

232
00:19:50,264 --> 00:19:55,054
Unisex is men and women after all
in the same clothes?

233
00:19:55,277 --> 00:19:59,111
Oh yes? Maybe I meant
then bisexual.

234
00:20:01,052 --> 00:20:03,725
I don't think so, Mr. Rumbold.

235
00:20:05,623 --> 00:20:09,172
We call it a fashion show
for ladies and gentlemen.

236
00:20:09,393 --> 00:20:14,103
Better yet: Men's and women's fashion
in motion. That's it.

237
00:20:14,325 --> 00:20:18,318
I think your idea is absolutely not
would catch on.

238
00:20:18,536 --> 00:20:24,088
My idea, on the other hand, is real
Beautiful, don't you think?

239
00:20:24,270 --> 00:20:27,023
Absolutely, Mr. Rumbold.

240
00:20:27,197 --> 00:20:31,270
Too bad you never had anything like that
could think of.

241
00:20:31,448 --> 00:20:35,760
That's just for the directors
laid out among us.

242
00:20:35,979 --> 00:20:38,732
I have to come up with ideas.

243
00:20:38,907 --> 00:20:42,297
The head is restless
that wears the crown.

244
00:20:42,516 --> 00:20:44,472
Or the bowler hat.

245
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:50,197
Now Mr Grace Jr. still has to come to terms
that it is a good idea.

246
00:20:50,376 --> 00:20:51,968
From you.
-Correct.

247
00:20:52,140 --> 00:20:59,137
Success. He doesn't just give a pair
a hundred pounds on six mannequins.

248
00:20:59,358 --> 00:21:02,873
A jumping Mrs Slocombe
is cheaper.

249
00:21:03,088 --> 00:21:09,561
Sorry, I got a little too excited.
-The financial side is my problem.

250
00:21:09,744 --> 00:21:13,419
If it doesn't work,
Let's do the think tank again.

251
00:21:13,634 --> 00:21:16,785
Where we supply your tank
completely full of thoughts.

252
00:21:17,925 --> 00:21:21,600
We are open. Take your positions.

253
00:21:30,477 --> 00:21:37,269
I hope this doesn't last too long.
I'm going to Last Tango in Paris soon.

254
00:21:38,938 --> 00:21:42,692
My heart specialist said
that it should be possible.

255
00:21:43,790 --> 00:21:47,305
No, just sit there
Mr. Grace.

256
00:21:47,519 --> 00:21:52,991
You are about to watch the fashion show
what I told you about.

257
00:21:53,214 --> 00:21:59,005
Oh yes, now I remember: Gentlemen-
and ladies' mouths in nursing.

258
00:22:00,151 --> 00:22:04,064
Fashion in motion.
We hope for an upward trend.

259
00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:07,313
Are we going to look at girls in corsets?

260
00:22:07,530 --> 00:22:12,684
Rising sales figures.
If you like it, we'll keep one.

261
00:22:12,903 --> 00:22:14,734
A what?

262
00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:17,940
A fashion show.
-We already kept those, right?

263
00:22:18,157 --> 00:22:25,552
This is a demonstration. We focus
on the men and women on the street.

264
00:22:25,776 --> 00:22:27,448
The whores?

265
00:22:29,144 --> 00:22:32,216
No, I mean the ordinary people.

266
00:22:32,392 --> 00:22:36,908
Are you ready, Mr Lucas?
-Absolutely.

267
00:22:37,124 --> 00:22:39,638
Then just start.

268
00:22:43,260 --> 00:22:45,854
First we see Bobby.

269
00:22:55,250 --> 00:22:57,286
Spring is approaching.

270
00:22:58,378 --> 00:23:01,131
But beware of the chilly wind.

271
00:23:03,471 --> 00:23:06,383
But Bobby is wearing a warm Crombie.

272
00:23:06,558 --> 00:23:10,233
Just like James Bond
in You Only Live Twice.

273
00:23:12,493 --> 00:23:14,529
Is a storm coming?

274
00:23:16,263 --> 00:23:20,779
That doesn't bother Bobby.
He just opens his Japanese hat.

275
00:23:24,042 --> 00:23:27,114
His Great Gatsby hat stays bone dry.

276
00:23:27,290 --> 00:23:31,761
Just like his feet,
thanks to its waterproof steps.

277
00:23:32,864 --> 00:23:37,494
Hat: £3. Shoes: 9.50.
Warm Crombie: 44.95.

278
00:23:37,717 --> 00:23:39,912
That excludes me.

279
00:23:40,123 --> 00:23:42,432
Bravo. Very good.

280
00:23:47,100 --> 00:23:52,094
That boy looked a lot like Mr Humphries.
-That was Mr. Humphries.

281
00:23:52,313 --> 00:23:53,985
Has he left us?

282
00:23:55,241 --> 00:24:00,952
No, you didn't want to pay for real ones
models before you were sure.

283
00:24:01,136 --> 00:24:04,765
Now Tanya and Tony come.

284
00:24:12,324 --> 00:24:15,396
Just got home from the office and straight to bed.

285
00:24:18,299 --> 00:24:20,335
Wait for me.

286
00:24:23,231 --> 00:24:27,065
You jump straight into bed
in our nightwear.

287
00:24:28,484 --> 00:24:32,238
That's not the woman
from Grainger?

288
00:24:32,454 --> 00:24:34,490
What a rascal he is.

289
00:24:36,063 --> 00:24:42,377
Tony is tired and goes to bed.
He takes off his dressing gown and shows...

290
00:24:45,607 --> 00:24:47,598
He shows...
-He's stuck.

291
00:24:47,813 --> 00:24:54,605
Tony is stuck and therefore shows nothing. Let
we turn our attention to Tanya.

292
00:24:54,831 --> 00:24:57,265
That's not that difficult.

293
00:24:57,477 --> 00:25:04,269
Tanya is wearing one of our exciting ones
nightgowns. Pay special attention to the cherries.

294
00:25:06,821 --> 00:25:10,336
Who would think it's crazy?
if she wore this to a ball?

295
00:25:10,550 --> 00:25:12,222
Me, for starters.

296
00:25:13,277 --> 00:25:16,952
Mr. Lucas, I'm ready.
-Not now, Tony.

297
00:25:17,167 --> 00:25:21,479
What should I do then?
-Go blow out Tanya's candle.

298
00:25:24,144 --> 00:25:27,739
And now something completely new.

299
00:25:27,954 --> 00:25:32,948
An inspired creation
on Susan Hampshire in The Pallisers.

300
00:25:33,167 --> 00:25:35,840
Worn by Naomi.

301
00:25:49,849 --> 00:25:52,761
This used to be a nice combination.

302
00:26:02,641 --> 00:26:05,713
Luckily she had a parachute with her.

303
00:26:06,892 --> 00:26:12,125
Maybe all the girls will wear this soon.
-Over my dead body.

304
00:26:12,346 --> 00:26:15,702
Everything is custom made.

305
00:26:16,797 --> 00:26:19,709
We say goodbye to Naomi.

306
00:26:22,291 --> 00:26:26,682
So we say goodbye to Naomi.
-Fuck off.

307
00:26:27,785 --> 00:26:32,540
An echo of the elegance
from earlier times.

308
00:26:34,642 --> 00:26:37,634
One more.
-I hope it goes quickly.

309
00:26:37,850 --> 00:26:40,444
I don't want to miss Mickey Mouse.

310
00:26:41,860 --> 00:26:46,650
He shows us a costume
from our Tycoon collection:

311
00:26:46,873 --> 00:26:48,864
Here's Rodney.

312
00:26:50,843 --> 00:26:56,076
Rodney is on his way with confidence
to a directors meeting.

313
00:26:56,296 --> 00:26:59,049
There is room to bend the knees.

314
00:27:00,707 --> 00:27:04,416
The arms move smoothly enough
to make phone calls.

315
00:27:04,637 --> 00:27:08,266
There is a secret pocket
for the key to the toilet.

316
00:27:09,490 --> 00:27:13,881
Red lining around the workers
to keep friends.

317
00:27:14,061 --> 00:27:20,853
His suit is formal, but smart enough
to ring the bell at that penthouse...

318
00:27:21,079 --> 00:27:27,393
where a chic lady gets dressed up
for the man in the Tycoon costume.

319
00:27:36,798 --> 00:27:39,232
Is there no more privacy?

320
00:27:39,966 --> 00:27:42,560
Now we see them all again.

321
00:28:02,623 --> 00:28:05,217
Stop it, Mr. Lucas.

322
00:28:10,323 --> 00:28:13,395
Very good. Well done.

323
00:28:13,611 --> 00:28:17,445
What did you think?
-Whose idea was this fashion show?

324
00:28:17,661 --> 00:28:21,097
My idea.
-I think it's a worthless idea.

325
00:28:22,273 --> 00:28:25,265
Was it even mine?
-Of course.

326
00:28:25,481 --> 00:28:29,030
If you want to sell,
then have a sale.

327
00:28:29,250 --> 00:28:32,242
Well, I'm off.

328
00:28:32,418 --> 00:28:34,773
By the way, Peacock...

329
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:40,742
That Mr. Rumbold doesn't tell you
has. That hat doesn't suit you.

330
00:28:40,960 --> 00:28:44,873
You need to buy a bowler hat
and wear it at all times.

331
00:28:45,972 --> 00:28:48,247
Don't you agree, Mr. Rumbold?

332
00:28:48,459 --> 00:28:52,088
Sure, Mr. Grace.
-Thank you.

333
00:28:52,308 --> 00:28:56,779
Anyway, goodbye.
-Hello, Mr. Grace.

334
00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:02,313
You did your best.

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